09-03-2015, 01:34 PM
(09-03-2015, 01:23 PM)oncemoreuntothejimbreech Wrote: You probably could. The nunchucks and drinking remind me of a story. Not too long after my wife and I first started dating she told me she never really saw me get all liquored up and wanted to know what type of drunk I am. So I thought, "okay."
At one point later that night I'm on the top of my buddy's truck using my socks as nunchucks. I don't remember why. Guess it seemed like a good idea at the time. But, when women tell you they want to see you really drunk, don't believe 'em. It's a trap.
I tell new girls I'm "dating" all the time, "don't get offended but please know that there will be times that I will choose the bar instead of you." I try to keep it classy.
But seriously, I could get us where ever we need to go in a boat. Actually I'm pretty good with land navigation also.
