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What to do with your ashes?
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(06-22-2018, 06:08 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I am going to be cremated.  Trying to decide what I want done with my ashes.

I am thinking maybe stuffed in a dildo and mailed to Scarlett Johansson.  There is a nice set called the "21 Gram Memory Box.  (21 grams is supposed to be the weight of the human soul.)  The carved wood box opens using a gold-plated brass key that can be worn as a necklace.  It incorporates an amplifier for playing music (our song) from an iPhone that slots into the base. It also contains a scent diffuser (my favorite after shave) and a small gold-plated urn that holds up to 21 grams of ashes inside a blown-glass dildo.

So what would you guys have done with your ashes?

I'm pretty sure she's been screwed over by an attorney before. Hell, who hasn't? I would plan on a different dead guy ash fantasy. Let me think what might be appropriate? Hmm


Anyone have any ideas?
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What to do with your ashes? - fredtoast - 06-22-2018, 06:08 PM
RE: What to do with your ashes? - HarleyDog - 06-22-2018, 07:29 PM
RE: What to do with your ashes? - Go Cards - 06-22-2018, 09:28 PM
RE: What to do with your ashes? - Go Cards - 06-22-2018, 11:25 PM
RE: What to do with your ashes? - Go Cards - 06-28-2018, 12:52 PM
RE: What to do with your ashes? - Goalpost - 06-24-2018, 01:09 PM
RE: What to do with your ashes? - Goalpost - 06-24-2018, 02:13 PM
RE: What to do with your ashes? - bfine32 - 06-24-2018, 07:22 PM

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