What to do with your ashes?

[Sabretooth]

My choices would be to spread my ashes where I had the most fun.

Crabbing on the York river
Bowling in night leagues
Various female bedrooms,hotels,etc
Family get togethers
Card games and cookouts with friends
Working on cars and projects with friends

In hopes of not creeping folks out I would settle for dumping ashes in the bowling alley parking lot or the York River