07-04-2018, 01:06 PM
(07-04-2018, 01:02 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: "Dear heart, today we took a captive. We forced him to do hard labor. So far he has baked 75 gay wedding cakes. Adam and Steve's battle-side ceremony was beautiful. They thank you for the toaster. #secondcivilwarletters"
Dearest mother,
Our conquest continues as the enemy argues with each other over who has the biggest gun.
We light our campfires with their bibles.
Onward.
#secondcivilwarletters
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Your anger and ego will always reveal your true self.