My Dream Coaching Staff in Cincinnati

[Fan_in_Kettering]

On my way home from work I thought about what it would be like to take over the Bengals and revamp the coaching staff. During a traffic jam on I-675 South just north of the Dorothy Lane exit, I came up with this:

General Manager: Dave Lapham

Head Coach: Anthony Munoz

Offensive Coordinator: Ken Anderson
Offensive Line Coach: Joe Walter, Rich Braham
Slot Receiver/Tight End Coach: TJ Houshmandzadeh
Wide Receiver Coach: Chad Johnson, Isaac Curtis
Running Back Coach: Pete Johnson, James Brooks
Quarterback Coach: Jon Kitna

Defensive Coordinator: Chris Crocker
Defensive Line Coach: Tim Krumrie, Antwan Odom
Linebacker Coach: Reggie Williams, Bill Bergey
Cornerback Coach: Deltha O'Neal, Terence Newman
Safety Coach: David Fulcher, Ken Riley

Special Teams Coordinator: Darrin Simmons. He's worth keeping!