Bengals at LA Chargers Predictions

[Older Than You Too]

Our D will suck, since the whole team is demoralized, and Marv will look like a sitting tard in front of headlights. Maybe Driskel will take NyQuil and he won't be hampered by the Lazor's lasers. But, probably not, as we see major dissent in the locker room. AJ didn't want to get 86ed but that was actually a good move in regard to our current circumstances.

Our best chance at a playoff win comes with an above average front line, an adept defensive scheme and a motivated Dalton to wield it with. And even then it's an RNG crap shoot based on coaching and culture.