Season ticket holder makes non-negotiable offer

[grampahol]

Perhaps someone should write back and say for that price I'd consider becoming a paid assassin to get rid of the primary team owner(s) and the price is actually quite negotiable as I would entertain just about any offer that could provide me with some commisary funds to buy a candy bar in jail whilst awaiting my trial if I'm ever caught .. 

Please note that I am not actually advocating murder as an alternative to purchasing season tickets . It is merely a lame attempt at humor, but others may or may not think of it as a legitimate alternative and possible business opportunity .