09-23-2015, 03:41 PM
(09-23-2015, 03:31 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I'd probably be better off if I claimed to be a Patriots fan who was jumped by a gang of Jets/Steelers/Cowboys/Packers fans that forcibly stuck a pump nozzle in my rectum and inflated me to an uncomfortable PSI. They then held me down and wrote "PATRIOTS SUCK" in my handwriting backwards across my face and then told me that I wasn't allowed to be whatever religion you, the donor, are!
HELP!! GIVE ME MONEY!!!!
Dear God, you're more demented than I am.
