A Billionaire Walks Into A Massage Parlor

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While Kraft was already a pretty detestable dude, the good that will come out of this is that he'll most certainly be making a significant donation to some anti human trafficking organization and that this ring was busted. It's improbable he knew what was going on behind the scenes, hence the misdemeanor charges. He can pay his way out of this.

Seriously though, how does a dude with that much money not just have some escort on payroll or something? I understand this about as much as I understand athletes not having a personal driver so they don't get DUI charges.