Notre Dame Cathedral

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(04-16-2019, 03:59 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Sorry, dude. But those pre-MacDonalds thin womens you have over there are totally the bomb!

Womens.
Seems like you can also impress them with your little English.

And yeah they are the bomb. If they weren't, I'd have no issue with Americans taking them away from us. But you take our bombs! And what are we supposed to do now, go asian "womens" to fill the gap? Really. They are four foot high and look like 16 until their thirties, when they suddenly look 78. That's no alternative. Leave us our home-bred bombs! And sit yours on an exercise bike...

(04-16-2019, 03:59 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Plus, if you speak a little Eurpoean to them, they are so grateful and impressed that you took the time to learn a little of their language and culture! Even the Aussie women where you are at!
You just hit them with a phrase like: "Entschuldigung, Fräulein. Wie geht es den Kängurus hier?"

Nah, they are not grateful. They just mistake ignorance and a complete lack of manners with being manly and brave. "Oh, he's such a free spirit..." Nah, he's just full of overblown self-confidence like all Americans.... but they don't get that.
And sure, kangaroos are our weak spot. The way you just asked that so sweetly, I almost fell for you for a second. Btw. they are all fine.