Notre Dame Cathedral

[Bengalzona]

(04-16-2019, 07:01 PM)hollodero Wrote: Well, probably they would, I guess "you're not as fat as your friends" is America's most successful pickup line. But who wants to find out? We're not out for first ascenting your mountainesque females. It's how we say, once you go fat you're socially dead.

This is why our forefathers came here, plenty of room to 'grow'! And because we are so fat, we are anti-social and can't live in cramped cities the way you Europeans do. But, be that as it may, your women-folk actually want to come here and get fat with us! After a few years, they develop Southern accents, eat bacon and corn syrup non-stop, and complain about how "those Euros" don't have freedom like we do.

Oh... and they also start talking about how this is their "natural size" and "Why can't people love me for who I really am?!?!?"