Jesus Rose After Three Days?

[BmorePat87]

(04-23-2019, 01:25 AM)oncemoreuntothejimbreech Wrote: Let me make sure I understand your questions correctly.

Stop me if you've heard this one before.  A guy walks into a desert ex nihilo, fathers himself with a virgin mother already betrothed to another man, dies on a Friday, then comes back to life three days later like its an episode of The Walking Dead Sea Scrolls. And the only thing you're a little curious about is whether it happened on a Sunday or a Monday?  Like maybe they just miscounted the numbers of days he was dead?  That's the only thing that makes you pause a beat and think, "Hmmm, I wonder. Sunday or Monday?"

And your follow up question is, did anyone ever think about this before?

Oh, an you're hoping for a logical explanation.  Does that about sum it up?

Because if it does, I have a simple and logical explanation for you.  You, my friend, are a witch.  Because obviously you wouldn't be asking these sorts of questions if you weren't.

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But, some people say it was a miracle.  I don't know.  You tell me.

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