What part of the Constitution gives dead people rights?

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(05-17-2019, 04:50 PM)Lucidus Wrote: Perhaps there should be some kind of legal agreement where the spouse can grant you permission to have your way with them long after they're gone? 

There is a process by which people are allowed to remove sections of skin from a dead body in order to preserve a sentimental tattoo.  I am pretty sure that requires consent by the donor before death.

So maybe the wife could consent to the husband removing and keeping the vagina and/or anus.