09-04-2019, 01:20 PM
(09-04-2019, 01:17 PM)GMDino Wrote: Had to sell it to get that Einstein Visa.
I almost want to get back into marketing so I can lie about myself in the interview to see if it flies.
HR PERSON - "Hey...you weren't the valedictorian of your class at Yale...you didn't even go to Yale!"
ME - "Yeah, and Miller Lite isn't actually a party in a bottle, it's just crappy beer..."
HR PERSON - YOU'RE HIRED!!!