09-04-2019, 01:55 PM
(09-04-2019, 01:20 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I almost want to get back into marketing so I can lie about myself in the interview to see if it flies.
HR PERSON - "Hey...you weren't the valedictorian of your class at Yale...you didn't even go to Yale!"
ME - "Yeah, and Miller Lite isn't actually a party in a bottle, it's just crappy beer..."
HR PERSON - YOU'RE HIRED!!!
This would be legit if you had tits and an ass people would be willing to pay to look at. Do you?
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