The Bengals have't won a playoff game since modern free agency was instituted

[grampahol]

Oh C'mon..everyone knows that having good players with solid track records isn't the way to win championships. No, the only way to win championships is through retaining so-so players, paying them way to much and pretending that by continuing to do the same thing over and over, things that don't work will pay off in the long run. 
The problem with us as Bengals fans is we just don't pray hard enough for Mike Brown to become smart enough.. See how that works? 
Sing along if you know the words.. Heavenly father please, pretty please with sugar on top make Mike Brown smarter.. It'll work if only we believe enough.. See? It's our lack of faith in Mikey that causes all our problems.. Jeeesh! 
And all this time you guys just thought the problem was that they just sucked as a team..with a sucky team owner. Nope! Lack of faith in Mikey..