Al Sharpton Says Floods in Texas are ‘God’s Rebuke’

[Steeler Eater]

When I was 16, I bought my first bong from a little local head shop. The thing was loud and obnoxious and deserved a name fitting. My friend decided we call it Sharpton and the name stuck until it exploded on a tile floor 8 months later. R.I.P. Sharpton, we will never forget.