10-30-2019, 08:28 PM
(10-30-2019, 08:23 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: The Bengals made a big mistake not trading Andy. Now he's a scorned red-head...and he's inside the building.
He may not have won a single game in over a year, but Andy may now be the fans best hope of toppling this management/coaching regime.
Lets brainstorm some ideas... I'll begin:
-We have all read how deodorant is rationed. Instead of taking his normal stick of deodorant, Andy thus takes 2! When the Bengals go to do inventory, they will be 1 deodorant off. They'll obviously have to hire an auditing firm to come in to rectify this mistake thus costing money. IF Andy does this enough...it could bankrupt the franchise and they'd be forced to sell.
What other ideas do you have for Andy?
I say he takes 8 of the normally alotted 4 squares of TP per bathroom visit!
