Dalton POed

[*Awful Llama*]

(10-30-2019, 08:23 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: The Bengals made a big mistake not trading Andy. Now he's a scorned red-head...and he's inside the building.

He may not have won a single game in over a year, but Andy may now be the fans best hope of toppling this management/coaching regime.

Lets brainstorm some ideas... I'll begin:

-We have all read how deodorant is rationed. Instead of taking his normal stick of deodorant, Andy thus takes 2! When the Bengals go to do inventory, they will be 1 deodorant off. They'll obviously have to hire an auditing firm to come in to rectify this mistake thus costing money. IF Andy does this enough...it could bankrupt the franchise and they'd be forced to sell.

What other ideas do you have for Andy?

Vending machine gives Andy TWO packets of M&Ms for his buck.  He looks around, pockets the extra packet and quietly walks away.  Hours later, the guilt forces him to call his minister at 3:30 AM for a fevered confession.

(10-30-2019, 08:36 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: He probably got called to the coach's office...err this is the Bengals so cubicle....thinking he was going to get a cake and bam...BENCHED.

Then, wham...go seek a trade punk. You got 2 hours!

Then, Taylor probably ate a piece of birthday cake in front of him.

Yep, and he looked just like this: