It's Halloween night

[Bengalzona]

(10-31-2019, 04:59 PM)grampahol Wrote: Should I 
A. Pass out candy to the little bastards?
B. Just scream at the top of my lungs, "STAY OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE BRATS!"
Or 
C. Just pass out and let the little brats figure out if I'm still alive or not?  

Any other wonderful suggestions would be greatly appreciated or just ignored depending upon whatever I happen to think at any given point in time..

Funny. I was just pondering a similar thing, but a little different:

1) Pass out candy
2) Leave a bowl of candy on the porch and put up a sign saying "Please don't ring bell. Dying old man in house."
or
3) Turn off the porch lights and just pretend we are not home.

I still haven't decided. The second option has worked out well in the past. The third option works okay, but some morons always end up ringing the bell anyway... making me feel uncomfortable as I ignore them. And I'm no longer really into the first option.