Athletic Shorts With No Pockets?

[Steeler Eater]

(05-28-2015, 07:05 PM)Ryuko Wrote:

Get with the times, man!

Thread a house key through your shoelace, and you're set to go. I could never work out with things in my pockets, anyways. That's why I got an iPod shuffle (which has a clip)

Good thought, but I am way too clumsy and would wind up slamming my way too expensive phone into something metal and shatter the screen.