11-24-2019, 07:33 PM
Only a handful of teams have managed to go Un-un-defeated...so why not?
Instead of floats we can just take some middle-schooler's attempt at a pinata and throw it on top of a shopping cart, we'll call that a float.
Instead of a marching band we'll just hand out dollar store kazoos to random people on the street and ask them to play.
Instead of expecting people to line the streets to cheer on the accomplishment, the fine folks of the Cincinnati area can line the streets to throw garbage, rotten fruits and vegetables, and anything else they can find at Mike and Zac as they wave to the crowd.
To top it all off, borrow from WKRP and hold a Turkey Drop directly over the parade route so everyone involved in the Bengals operation can be assaulted with living turkeys approaching terminal velocity.
Now that I think about it...I'd watch that parade, and I hate parades.
Instead of floats we can just take some middle-schooler's attempt at a pinata and throw it on top of a shopping cart, we'll call that a float.
Instead of a marching band we'll just hand out dollar store kazoos to random people on the street and ask them to play.
Instead of expecting people to line the streets to cheer on the accomplishment, the fine folks of the Cincinnati area can line the streets to throw garbage, rotten fruits and vegetables, and anything else they can find at Mike and Zac as they wave to the crowd.
To top it all off, borrow from WKRP and hold a Turkey Drop directly over the parade route so everyone involved in the Bengals operation can be assaulted with living turkeys approaching terminal velocity.
Now that I think about it...I'd watch that parade, and I hate parades.
