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[*jason*]

(01-01-2020, 05:41 PM)TheBengalsMind Wrote: Okay, it needs to be done.

We need an official Bengals fan nickname for Joe Burrow.

When we drafted Carson Palmer he was the "Golden Boy."

When we drafted Andy Dalton it was the "Red Rifle."

I'm going to suggest a whole phrase for Joe Burrow.

Joe "Release the McCulkin" Burrow.

A play on the catchphrase "Release the Kraken" from the film "Clash of Titans" and the fact that he does kind of look like Macaulay Culkin.

For those that don't know the Kraken was basically a massive multi-limbed monster that roars menacingly, like Godzilla, and can destroy entire city's with the mere sweep of it's arms. It is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction for which there is no defense.

Which is coincidentally what Joe Burrow, who has been genetically modified with pure unadulterated Tiger blood from his youth, is going to do to NFL defenses.

A lil constructive criticism here... I think you need to keep working on a nickname. I'm hoping the veterans don't let him make it outta training camp with that kid hairdo too. Hopefully he takes care of it before then.