PnR New Years Resolution

[hollodero]

(01-02-2020, 10:48 AM)michaelsean Wrote: You can sit around and drink beer or whatever while looking at the freaking Alps.  (Yes I assume everyone is Austria can see the mountains.)  You should be at total peace.

But I hate the freaking Alps. They are steep. They block traffic. You know what comes down there in winter? Avalanches. You know what comes down there in summer? Also, avalanches. These things make dinner uncomfortable. Also, the Alps are full of German tourists. They're like Alps lice. Every avalanche contains around 15% snow, 15% mud and 70% German biomass. When we dig them out, they complain that "for all the money they bring here, they'd really expect some more rapid and tender digging". Everything is awful there. The Alps are only fine from a distance. Once you get to know them though... I need a drink.