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[TheBengalsMind]

(01-01-2020, 09:42 PM)jason Wrote: A lil constructive criticism here... I think you need to keep working on a nickname. I'm hoping the veterans don't let him make it outta training camp with that kid hairdo too. Hopefully he takes care of it before then.

I know that at Ohio State Urban Meyer called him the "Division III quarterback" and that he said he "throws like a girl."

So I was thinking maybe an ironic name like "Average Joe", but that sounded too corny.

I know that the Ohio State strength coach called him "Jimmy John's", because nobody called him by his real name as a running joke.

However, I never really liked that nickname either.

As a Kentucky fan, I know LSU called him "Burbank Joe" and "BDJ" (Big D**K Joe).

Neither of which I like.

Then I thought "Wombat" because that is one of the largest burrowing animals, but that's pretty corny too.

I do like the "wheel burrow Joe" nickname though.