01-26-2020, 01:37 AM
You know Fred.. You bring up an interesting thing unrelated to the bengals.. I've often said that if I ever had my choice of how to die it would be a piano, maybe a big safe fall on me from out of nowhere from the 40th floor of some building as I'm walking along looking at some skirt billowing in the breeze. Some guy 18 blocks away picks some goo from his shirt pocket and says, "Hey, is that an eyeball or something?" 
Knowing my rotten luck it would merely crush my foot and cripple me for life...or worse..only hit my pecker and rip it off..
By the way..under what circumstances would a piano be falling anywhere above PBS? Is this your dream flight of death or something? I kind of have to believe the league would give em a pass on the salary cap issue under those circumstances though.. The medical insurance might cover it though, but unlikely and Mike Brown would be WAY to cheap to pay for it.
Knowing my rotten luck it would merely crush my foot and cripple me for life...or worse..only hit my pecker and rip it off..
By the way..under what circumstances would a piano be falling anywhere above PBS? Is this your dream flight of death or something? I kind of have to believe the league would give em a pass on the salary cap issue under those circumstances though.. The medical insurance might cover it though, but unlikely and Mike Brown would be WAY to cheap to pay for it.
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
