Eiffert #2 te in league this season?

[Cinnno]

I want to be clear about this. Everyone across the league has publicly (on the record) has stated that Eifert is the 2nd best TE in the league? Are you absolutely sure about that? Please give us the names (plural). Perhaps your burgeoning bro-mance with Eifert has cause you to greatly exaggerate! Let me guess, your thinking I should just take your word for it because you say it's true, without providing any proof. Your on roll kid, whats your next trick. Telling me the earth is square. Of course I'll believe it, simply because you say its true.
Funny stuff!