5 for 5 on 4th down

[Older Than You Too]

I'd take more comfort in that stat if Zac didn't choke on his own facemask when we were 1st and goal on the zero ***** yard line and had those same five chances to score and we shit the bed. Joe is looking like the real thing, but WTF was that shit? Get this kid a line and then a coach.

Give the offense a decent chance and then, in my opinion, we can truly evaluate their (his) performance.