10-03-2020, 04:17 PM
Def need to get Ogbuehi, John Miller and Keaton Sutherland in here. Also, get Tyree St Louis. He has the same name as Brad St Louis, so that's a win. Hire Alexander as a special assistant to Turner. Get Johnathan Martin and Richie Incognito in there to get Turner into his comfort zone. He can tell some gay jokes, grab some female intern's boobies, and stick fat players in a sweat lodge while starving them and calling their moms whores.
Stock up on the goddamned ketchup bottles while you're at it. And build a draft strategy around skinny OT that look like basketball players and can't run block. Draft a guy high in the first, then def change his position immediately. Sewell will be an All Pro long snapper for the ages. Most importantly, get a hurt dude in round 1. Hurt dudes that can't play for a full season then have to spend their second year learning are the best.
Stock up on the goddamned ketchup bottles while you're at it. And build a draft strategy around skinny OT that look like basketball players and can't run block. Draft a guy high in the first, then def change his position immediately. Sewell will be an All Pro long snapper for the ages. Most importantly, get a hurt dude in round 1. Hurt dudes that can't play for a full season then have to spend their second year learning are the best.
