Will We Get a Mike Brown Press Conference This Year?

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There are a few old, tired, and overused phrases I’m tired of hearing:

“We had lots of injuries to key players this year.” (So does everyone else.)

“Our new quarterback needs to ‘cut his teeth’ on the playbook.” (Joe Burrow experienced teething as a child.)

“We gained in a few statistical areas.” (The only statistics which matter are wins and losses.)

“We’ll ‘kick the tires’ in free agency. (Yeah, after all the best players are gone and only the cheap has-beens are left.)