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The Get Off My Lawn Vent about the 4th of July
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Twere the night all the drunk, idiot parents let the little kids shoot off fireworks then have to go to the ER DRUNK and explain why they were stupid enough to let their 3 year old blow his fingers off and little Silly went blind..  Oh gosh..the good old days.. 

My favorite all time 4th was when my DUMBASS neighbor decided to use the hood of his new truck as a fireworks platform then tried to blame ME that his hood was burnt to a crisp.. lol 
WHY, he begged, DIDN'T I STOP HIM!??
Answer: I was inside watching TV..STFU..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"

Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.


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RE: The Get Off My Lawn Vent about the 4th of July - grampahol - 07-06-2017, 08:45 PM

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