How to deal with a one upper?

[*Awful Llama*]

(09-22-2017, 04:24 PM)PhilHos Wrote: In all seriousness, hit on him. Be subtle about it, but make it clear that you like him like him and you could be DTF. 

(09-23-2017, 09:56 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: Get him wasted. Always worked for me.

These two ideas should work in concert.

I think maybe it's akin to that old advice about how you don't argue with an idiot because they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.  Works for one-uppers too, I'd wager.