11-17-2017, 08:45 AM
OH NOES! Viewership is down! OMG! OMG! OMG! Whatamigonnado?
The day that I worry about football tv ratings is the day that I'll voluntarily have my nuts crushed in a vise while singing the theme song to My Little Pony..
This is so low on my list of shit to worry about that the latest toilet paper embossing pattern is far more important. Come to think about it I do mention toilet paper embossing patterns a lot. I guess it's important in the grand scheme of things..
The day that I worry about football tv ratings is the day that I'll voluntarily have my nuts crushed in a vise while singing the theme song to My Little Pony..
This is so low on my list of shit to worry about that the latest toilet paper embossing pattern is far more important. Come to think about it I do mention toilet paper embossing patterns a lot. I guess it's important in the grand scheme of things..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
