12-27-2017, 03:39 AM
Maybe ole Billy pre-emptively expected him to be a double agent and will feed Harrison a load of garbage about what the Pats do. They could just lie about what the Pats do on O. But wait! Tomlin pre-emptively anticipated that Harrison would turn into a triple agent, and uses the information that Harrison supplies as a blueprint for what the Pats will not do on offense. What Tomlin didn't realize was that Billy goat planned for this very scenario, anticipating that Tomlin would not utilize the mysteries of the Pats offense that have been supplied by Harrison. BUT THERE'S MORE! During the third quarter of a tied game Brady goes down, their backups all suddenly develop serious cases of elephantiasis of the balls, there's NO ONE LEFT to play qb...no one but JAMES FREAKING HARRISON!!! Yes, with his intimate knowledge of both the Steelers D and the Pats O, James Harrison calls and runs the perfect plays under center, spearing each and every one of his former teammates with the crown of his helmet on the way to the most improbable AFC title game victory in all of football history.
