06-25-2018, 04:00 PM
(06-25-2018, 03:08 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Back in high school, my girlfriend and I were out on the gravel roads, listening to the radio, making out, fooling around, doing the deed....well anyways, we were there a little too long (typical me) and my battery died. I couldn't get my car to start back up. I had to walk a mile to the nearest farm house, knock on the door, and ask to get jumped. This was at midnight too! I was so embarrassed. I pry would have gotten shot in today's age. But the nice farmer did help a guy out and jump my car so I could drop the g/f off before her curfew.
One time in high school I was out with some friends in a van. I was making out with this drunk chick in the back when she said she had to puke. Instead of asking the driver to stop I just slid open the side door and held her while she hung her head out to puke. But I was too drunk to hold on and she fell face first out of a moving van. Nothing broken but half of her face looked like she had been attacked with a cheese grater.
That ended our relationship.
