07-05-2018, 12:50 AM
I called into the Big Dog show on 55 or 700 or some other station a long time ago. He was on right before McCallister or it could have been after him, I don't remember.
It was during a Valetines Day special and told the story about how after being at the in-laws for the day and was very ready to get out of there, my wife wanted to drive but I said "NO". I hate riding in a car and have to drive, I panic because I have no control and other people, even my wife are bad drivers.
She said, "But you don't have a drivers license".
I said, "I haven't had a license for five years!" which is true and didn't finally get a license until last year, lol.
She said, "Well I hope you get pulled over and go to jail"
I said "I'd have better company there now wouldn't I?"
She didn't talk to me for two weeks, lol.
I almost won but lost to a guy who told his wife he was going sheep hunting or something stupid like that.
I should have won.
It was during a Valetines Day special and told the story about how after being at the in-laws for the day and was very ready to get out of there, my wife wanted to drive but I said "NO". I hate riding in a car and have to drive, I panic because I have no control and other people, even my wife are bad drivers.
She said, "But you don't have a drivers license".
I said, "I haven't had a license for five years!" which is true and didn't finally get a license until last year, lol.
She said, "Well I hope you get pulled over and go to jail"
I said "I'd have better company there now wouldn't I?"
She didn't talk to me for two weeks, lol.
I almost won but lost to a guy who told his wife he was going sheep hunting or something stupid like that.
I should have won.
