After the Bengals win the Super Bowl

[Brimey]

I work a lot of weekends at my work and every year worry that IF this is the year the Bengals FINALLY do it, how am I going to take off a bunch of weekend days in a row?

I guess I would have to explain to my family that I'm sorry but I was rooting for the Bengals before I ever even knew you people, and I'm sorry but I have priorities, and if I we have to live in the street because Dad got fired for skipping work I better not hear any whining.