Decided to become a stand up comedian.

[fredtoast]

I have recently written a couple of original jokes.  I now believe it is time a for a career change.  I am going to become a stand up comedian.  Tell me what you think so far.


What do you call a person who doesn't know anything about trees?

A Treetard



I don't have anything against gay guys.  I am just allergic to them.  If I just barely touch one my penis swells up.