What now?

[BengalChris]

(03-12-2019, 06:39 PM)JungleRock85 Wrote: While it hasn’t been surprising that the Bengals stayed away from the top outside Free Agents and were dumb enough to bring Hart back (though at what cost still surprised) what do we think are possible moves next? The market has started to come around a little more. I could still see Eifert and Dennard in house as options along with possibly Jared Cook depending on price (he is older) and maybe a middle tier linebacker if we are lucky.

My best guess as to what the Bengals do next:

A. Sit on the dining room floor waiting until the adults are done, then hope and pray that some of the scraps that land on the floor happen to be decent enough to be useful. I'm sure one of those scraps will turn out to be a LB who will sign a 1 year prove it deal with a losing team just to stay in the game.

B. Have all the Brown family members sign up for every college player grading site, put all the players together in one list to get a composite grade on each player according to what the "expects" think. Remove all QBs who might challenge Andy Dalton. Remove all WRs who might be better than John Ross. Remove all OTs who might make our Hart deal look bad. Then break the list down into 8 pages. Those graded as 1st round value go on page 1, those who grade in the 2nd round go on page 2, and so on until page 8, which has likely college free agents. Have the Brown family children throw darts at the pages to determine each round's picks. There will be 5 darts for round 6!!!!! Exciting!!!!!

While that might sound ridiculous, if you showed this to Mike Brown he'd probably say, defensively, "we don't use darts."