Mow de lawn

[grampahol]

That's a French term for cut the grass in case you missed it..  OK, maybe not, but I just finished a 94 degree session of mow de lawnizing..  That's so much fun I can't begin to say how enjoyable it is to be covered with debri and sweat.. Oh wait.. It kind of sucks, but beats having to rake de lawn every time so I mow de lawn regularly instead.. We've had nearly zero rain this past month so I have to drag a few hundred feet of hose around to keep the grass watered. Luckily we live by a lake so I use a pump to pump lake water up to water things.. It's a pretty good sized yard and the front by the street is about 25 feet higher than the back by the lake.. Good old Harbor Freight pump to the rescue! It'll put out about 2 gallons every 10 seconds or so.. I'm just judging by how quick it'll fill up a 2 gallon sprinkling can...about 10 seconds. Not bad, eh?
Just remember mow de lawn next time someone asks if you speak French..