06-25-2019, 07:16 AM
(06-16-2019, 02:26 AM)samhain Wrote: You, sir, need a tortoise. It's virtually guaranteed to outlive you with good care. You'll have to will it to some fortunate (or unfortunate) heir. Also, running away is pretty unlikely, and if it happens, you'd be too embarrassed to admit being outrun by a tortoise.
Well, I live by a lake with more than enough turtles. They're actually pretty fast little creatures on land. I've caught a bunch of them, take the hooks out and let them run off the end of the dock back into the water.. Technically they're not tortoises though, just mostly sliders.. Who would want to snuggle up to a tortoise to watch a football game?
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
![[Image: 4CV0TeR.png]](https://i.imgur.com/4CV0TeR.png)
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
