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Double fail.
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I recently made a horrible mistake because I misunderstood something my friend told me. He had set me up with a woman he knew from work. We had only had a couple of dates when she invited me to meet some friends of her friends who were taking her out for her birthday. I felt I should bring a present so I asked my friend for a suggestion. He said she like Firkins, but I thought he said "merkins" so I bought her a nice one. Needless to say, she was shocked when she opened it in front of her friends. In fact I did not get a chance to explain the misunderstanding because I had to flee for my safety. Women's shoes can do a lot of damage.

So to try and make it up to her I ordered her a nice oak firkin from The Country Porch and sent it with a note of apology.

Unfortunately she was a huge fan of guitarist Michael Lee Firkins, and did not even know that a "firkin" was a small wooden cask. So she just thinks I am really weird.

I wonder if she kept the merkin?
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Double fail. - fredtoast - 06-11-2019, 03:30 PM
RE: Double fail. - HarleyDog - 06-11-2019, 03:51 PM
RE: Double fail. - sandwedge - 06-12-2019, 10:56 AM
RE: Double fail. - fredtoast - 06-12-2019, 01:36 PM
RE: Double fail. - michaelsean - 06-12-2019, 09:15 AM
RE: Double fail. - HarleyDog - 06-12-2019, 09:21 AM
RE: Double fail. - sandwedge - 06-12-2019, 10:57 AM
RE: Double fail. - SunsetBengal - 06-12-2019, 11:13 AM
RE: Double fail. - fredtoast - 06-12-2019, 01:40 PM
Double fail. - BenZoo2 - 06-12-2019, 01:45 PM
RE: Double fail. - BengalHawk62 - 06-12-2019, 11:01 PM
RE: Double fail. - Benton - 06-17-2019, 10:29 AM
RE: Double fail. - grampahol - 06-25-2019, 07:13 AM
RE: Double fail. - BengalsRocker - 06-25-2019, 02:34 PM

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