08-19-2019, 05:22 AM
Hey! How many times have you wished your ring could open those bottles nobody uses anymore except the odd soda company here and there?
NEVER? Well, now thanks to the miracle of modern people wasting their time making shit you'll never use or need there's help! No need to go out and find an old chrome bumper to open bottles anymore.. Now simply hack your finger off with a good, sharp object when the ring is stuck on your finger and you're all set.. Good sharp objects not included nor the bionic finger to actually get enough leverage to open the bottle..But HOLY SHIT! Is that a good looking ring or what?
![[Image: AmazingInventions18_BottleRing.jpg?tr=w-...1,c-at_max]](https://images.definition.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/22161604/AmazingInventions18_BottleRing.jpg?tr=w-1000,dpr-1,c-at_max)
NEVER? Well, now thanks to the miracle of modern people wasting their time making shit you'll never use or need there's help! No need to go out and find an old chrome bumper to open bottles anymore.. Now simply hack your finger off with a good, sharp object when the ring is stuck on your finger and you're all set.. Good sharp objects not included nor the bionic finger to actually get enough leverage to open the bottle..But HOLY SHIT! Is that a good looking ring or what?
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
![[Image: 4CV0TeR.png]](https://i.imgur.com/4CV0TeR.png)
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
