The type of season we'll have will be decided Sunday

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(09-19-2019, 07:45 AM)SHRacerX Wrote: Don't you know that Dalton:

Led the tackling drills all last week
Designed the defensive scheme
Made all the offensive line calls
Tripped every RB
Started at MLB
Started at SS
Provided pre-game meal of hot buttered corn on the cob without wet naps
Drafted Malik Jefferson
Injured Jonah Williams
Leg-whipped AJ Green

Oh, and he also decided the team should wear the all-black uniforms on the hottest game in September history because it "looks cool" in contrast with his hair.

No he didn't