10-04-2019, 12:01 AM
(10-03-2019, 07:53 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Isn't buying tickets off a scalper illegal? Would hate to see CoCoNuT and his kid do hard time in a jail, in a city, where the team is 0-4. Although, it might pay off in the future when he write the next prison book called "The Orange Mile."
I guess it's up to you CoCoNuT. It might actually pay off in the long run, but please teach your sun to fight before you send him to the hoosegow.
I can see it already.. Man and his boy arrested and sentenced to life in prison for purchasing illicit Bengals tickets from an undercover ticket scalper to set an example to the rest of the Cincinnati community that attending games featuring a team owned by Mike Brown will not be tolerated.
"We could understand, "Says Sergeant Flanery of Cincinnati's finest, "if this team had a prayer of a shot at a winning season, but to be buying illicit tickets to see this kind of travesty will not and cannot be tolerated." He also added, "I kind of feel bad for the kid, but if we let just one kid watch the Bengals soon every kid will want to be doing it which would lead to excessive drinking and substance abuse issues down the road. Please! For the sake of the children don't become just another statistic." The child's father who goes by the username CoCoNut will have to attend child neglect counseling for several years before becoming eligible for parole and his son was tried as an adult and likely to never see the sunshine since I don't know when..
Sorry CoConut, but rules is rules. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time..
