10-21-2019, 07:11 AM
Seeing as up to now neither our offense or defense can compete against NFL quality opposition let's have some 'fun' instead....
In a proper scrimmage of ineptitude who would 'win'.
- Andy Dalton would not stop throwing interceptions, BW Webb would not stop dropping them - TIE
- Joe Mixon cannot run the ball, but our D is #32 in rush defense - DEFENSE
- Our LBs cannot cover TE's , but our O thinks it illegal to throw to them - OFFENSE
- Geno & Dunlap are a shadow of themselves, but Price / Redmond/ Hart are afraid of shadows and won't block them - DEFENSE
- Andy Dalton can run a 40yd dash in 6.2 seconds, Our D struggles with jogging QB's on the perimeter - OFFENSE
- Bobby Hart celebrates a DL penalty in a loss like Xmas , Dre Kirkpatrick celebrates his uncovered WR dropping the ball - DEFENSE
- No one knew who Lou Anuramo was , no one knows whether Brian Callahan actually exists - OFFENSE
A close call to be sure , but in front of literally tens of fans at PBS i reckon i back our DEFENSE to win out and limit our OFFENSE to 233 rushing yards (8.1 average) and 4 points (2 safeties)
In a proper scrimmage of ineptitude who would 'win'.
- Andy Dalton would not stop throwing interceptions, BW Webb would not stop dropping them - TIE
- Joe Mixon cannot run the ball, but our D is #32 in rush defense - DEFENSE
- Our LBs cannot cover TE's , but our O thinks it illegal to throw to them - OFFENSE
- Geno & Dunlap are a shadow of themselves, but Price / Redmond/ Hart are afraid of shadows and won't block them - DEFENSE
- Andy Dalton can run a 40yd dash in 6.2 seconds, Our D struggles with jogging QB's on the perimeter - OFFENSE
- Bobby Hart celebrates a DL penalty in a loss like Xmas , Dre Kirkpatrick celebrates his uncovered WR dropping the ball - DEFENSE
- No one knew who Lou Anuramo was , no one knows whether Brian Callahan actually exists - OFFENSE
A close call to be sure , but in front of literally tens of fans at PBS i reckon i back our DEFENSE to win out and limit our OFFENSE to 233 rushing yards (8.1 average) and 4 points (2 safeties)
