UFOs

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(06-08-2021, 01:33 PM)Sled21 Wrote: Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.


"What, behind the bunny?"

Eh-hem:

"What, behind the rabbit?"
"It IS the rabbit."
"You silly sod!"
"What?"
"You got us all worked up!"
"That's no ordinary rabbit; that's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"
"You tit! I soiled my armour, I was so scared."
"Look that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, he's a killer!"
"Get stuffed!"
"He'll do you a treat, mate."
"Oh yeah? Manky, Scots git."
"I'm warnin' you!"
"What's he do, nibble your bum?"
"He's got huge, sharp, uh, he can leap about... look at bones!"
"Go on Bors, chop his head off."
"Right! Silly, little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!"
"LOOK!"
(rabbit decapitates Bors)
"JESUS CHRIST!"
"I warned you!"

lol I can go on: I quote this scene in my head whenever I see a rabbit, someone mentions Scots or chopping someone/thing