05-24-2022, 02:01 AM
When I was a kid my mom popped popcorn in a pan on the stove. When they came out with Jiffy Pop I begged my mom to get some, but she said it was a waste of money. To give my mom credit she usually bought most of the stuff I asked for, but Jiffy Pop was expensive compared to the kernels you popped in a pan.
So one time me and a friend of mine were "camping out" in his back yard. He brought some Jiffy Pop to cook over the campfire, but our lame little campfire was not hot enough to make it pop. So we just tore it open and dumped it in the fire to burn. He had some more pans of Jiffy Pop but he did not want to waste them.
Much later that night he followed a voice into the woods and never came back. The next morning I took the unused pans of Jiffy Pop and hid them in my backpack before I told his parents he was missing. They saw the one scorched pan in the ashes of the fire, but they never asked any questions. They were from Lithuania or somewhere like that.
Once I got home with the Jiffy Pop I realized I could not pop them without explaining to my parents where I got them. So I just sat in my room and chewed the oily un-popped kernels. They came out in my poop undigested.
I did not like Jiffy Pop after that.
Did you guys like Jiffy Pop when you were young?
So one time me and a friend of mine were "camping out" in his back yard. He brought some Jiffy Pop to cook over the campfire, but our lame little campfire was not hot enough to make it pop. So we just tore it open and dumped it in the fire to burn. He had some more pans of Jiffy Pop but he did not want to waste them.
Much later that night he followed a voice into the woods and never came back. The next morning I took the unused pans of Jiffy Pop and hid them in my backpack before I told his parents he was missing. They saw the one scorched pan in the ashes of the fire, but they never asked any questions. They were from Lithuania or somewhere like that.
Once I got home with the Jiffy Pop I realized I could not pop them without explaining to my parents where I got them. So I just sat in my room and chewed the oily un-popped kernels. They came out in my poop undigested.
I did not like Jiffy Pop after that.
Did you guys like Jiffy Pop when you were young?
