How Do I Combine Crippled & Cocktail?

[BFritz21]

When I order a drink, I'll usually type "give me a crippled cocktail," and, if I've been there before, they'll know what I mean.

I was trying to combine it to one word so it's easier to type.........

Any ideas?

Criptail?

Cricktail?

Crocktail?

Please help a cripple out!