12-31-2015, 06:37 PM
As we know Andy Dalton has majestic hair. If you took unicorns, rainbows and smiles and made them into hair, you would undoubtedly get Andy Daltons hair. It is very clear and of no coincidence that Andys career year coincides with his glorious ginger locks.
This brings me to my point. AJ McCarron needs better hair. It is nothing less than fact that if he had better hair he would have won in Denver Monday night. It is also a fact that if he would be to get better hair between now and the playoffs he would certainly lead this team to playoff wins and possibly a super bowl win (this one not necessarily a fact) if called upon to do so.
Simply put ,ajs hair is not made up of unicorns, rainbows and smiles. It is made up of boogers, vomit and Justin Bieber. It is disgusting and stupid and it is the problem.
Change it or get out AJ.
This brings me to my point. AJ McCarron needs better hair. It is nothing less than fact that if he had better hair he would have won in Denver Monday night. It is also a fact that if he would be to get better hair between now and the playoffs he would certainly lead this team to playoff wins and possibly a super bowl win (this one not necessarily a fact) if called upon to do so.
Simply put ,ajs hair is not made up of unicorns, rainbows and smiles. It is made up of boogers, vomit and Justin Bieber. It is disgusting and stupid and it is the problem.
Change it or get out AJ.
